I've heard that in Europe there has been a lot of success with criminalizing public intoxication and camping, providing free drug rehab, and making participation in that drug rehab mandatory or else you go to jail.
Well, those places are doing different things, for a start. So you still need to pick one.
For example, Singapore will execute you for possessing drugs (legally, for trafficking, but their standards for proving that are... very easy for a prosecutor to meet, let's say). So they have a very low rate of drug abuse, which no doubt makes the problem of homelessness easier to deal with. And you can't really implement that sort of a system with a vague wave of the hand and "do whatever they're doing over there". You need a critical mass of people to say "actually, yes, we do want to hang druggies."
wrangling a building full of psychotic adults is very different from wrangling a building full of sane adults.
You say cameras in locker rooms. Okay, you put those up, on day 1 you see one person shitting in a corner while a second person pins a third person to the wall and demands money and a fourth person shoots up drugs in another corner. When you try to talk to any of them about it they ramble about the CIA and the aliens and the simulation, and honestly their paranoia in this case isn't completely wrong, you *did* put up cameras to watch them, after all. Maybe you *are* the alien feds. The next several days are much the same. The security and janitorial resources required to keep up with this are orders of magnitude higher than a youth hostel.
> The Soviets understood that if people don't have shoes, the solution is not that the government redistributes money. It is that the government builds a shoe factory and makes shoes.
We have a market economy in which people use money to buy things, so giving people money does suffice for most things.
> SF has a huge budget. Why cannot they build?
The Bay Area is where anti-growth coalitions have been most dominant https://whorulesamerica.ucsc.edu/local/san_francisco.html They hate developers and made it nearly impossible for them to build things, and those restrictions also make it practically impossible for the government to build things.
Muho Nölke used to live in a homeless encampment in a japanese public park before he got appointed as abbott of Antaiji. He met his wife in that park IIRC. His description of his homeless life in Japan sounded nice.
Plus, new government policies are virtually always messy and inefficient. When you avoid giving specifics, you get to dance around that fact, which hardly seems fair. The implementation problems become more obvious when you get into the details.
Cruel and draconian policies will be executed no more competently than kind and gentle ones; we shouldn't let people pretend otherwise.
Depends. One cruel and draconian option is to announce an end to police resources for investigating the killing of homeless people. Vigilantes would change the incentives for homelessness. With some surveillance this would double as a way of identifying all the vigilantes while they're only killing those we've already given up on, and we could always go back on our word and prosecute them for murder.
I'm not saying this is a good idea, mind you. Just pointing out that the idea-space is vast.
And what we have now isn't? It at least has the merit of being a different clusterfuck. But it allows the well-to-do to escape seeing the consequences of their behaviour, so morally worse perhaps.
Isn't the answer to "who killed this homeless person?" usually "this other homeless person"? I don't think vigilantism is involved much, if at all, and stopping police investigations wouldn't make much of a difference to the numbers of homeless people getting killed.
"Figures from the Los Angeles Police Department show that people experiencing homelessness are roughly twice as likely to be victims as suspects. According to the city’s open data portal, which goes back to 2010, unhoused people have been victims in about two-thirds of homicides in which someone was identified as homeless (417) versus suspects in about a third (215).
Tellingly, an LAPD public records request for data since 2017 shows, if you remove homicides where both the victim and suspect are homeless — likely leaving more of the oft-sensationalized “stranger danger” cases — the proportion of houseless victims to suspects tilts further: 171 to 51, more than three to one.
The public-records request data confirms a rapid rise in annual totals of homicides involving a “homeless/transient” victim and/or suspect: from thirty-eight in 2017 to forty-four in 2018, fifty-two in 2019, seventy-one in 2020, and 106 last year — likely an all-time high. Going back further, to 2010, the portal’s data shows a similar recent spike: for 2010–19, the total homicides including a homeless victim and/or suspect was 364. Already this decade, it’s 268.
Two agencies shared numbers with me that seem to confirm a recent surge: In Denver, a police spokesman notes, fifteen of the ninety-six homicide victims in 2021 were homeless. In San Diego in 2020, Lt. Andra Brown notes, unhoused people were victims of four and committed three homicides; last year, they were victims in eight but committed just one."
Killers who are not themselves homeless persons seem to be criminals already, going by this case:
"The suspect in the three fatal shootings of homeless people in Los Angeles was identified as a man who was already in custody after being arrested earlier this week in connection with the murder of a San Dimas resident who was shot during a follow-home robbery, authorities announced Saturday."
This is not but reminds me of wet streets and rain.
Yes of course right now vigilantes don't do anything, because they'd be prosecuted. If you talk to people affected by homelessness, however, you stay to think that one out of every hundred or thousand might be willing, were there no enforcement, to solve the problem.
>Isn't the answer to "who killed this homeless person?" usually "this other homeless person"?
"[T]wice as likely to be victims as suspects" suggests that it isn't, no?
Anyway, that aside, a few recent murders of homeless people in Southern California that got media coverage turned out to have been done by thrill-killers who presumably thought that it would be easier to get away with.
Of course, that could just be these cases getting more media coverage because they are at first mysterious and senseless, as distinct from "homeless person A and homeless person B got into an argument at their encampment, whereupon B stabbed A at their mutual encampment in front of a bunch of witnesses who knew them both," as the latter case would be resolved quickly without a lot of sleuthing.
Just pointing out that just because a homeless person is twice as likely to be a victim as a suspect doesn't mean that the killers aren't usually other homeless people. Even if we know all the killers, there's likely to be less than the number of victims, because a lot of people who kill are relatively likely to commit more murders. But in reality there's going to be a lot of cases where no suspect can be identified.
There seems to be a little bit of fiddling with the figures - yes, if you take out all the cases where the homeless person A was murdered by the homeless person B, then you are left with the homeless people murdered by the non-homeless. That may or may not be higher proportionately, but there doesn't seem too much wiggle room if, in San Diego in 2019, there was one homeless murderer and eight homeless murder victims but in 2020 there were three homeless murderers and four homeless murder victims. *Something* caused that jump up in homeless murderers: homeless victims from 1:8 to 6:8
How much of these numbers boil down to when a homeless person is killed the PD has no clue who did it, and never learns?
Skimming that article I see the numbers for how many people died (easy to measure) and how many suspects were homeless.
What I DO NOT see is how many suspects (let alone convicteds) actually were non-homeless.
Big surprise that, as per usual with Jacobin, you can't even tell if they are deliberately hiding this data or simply so stupid they don't even realize that it's THE most important number...
Implementation =/= no longer implementing. Implementing a return to a long-ago previous policy such as 'if we catch you being shifty in our town the police will beat you with clubs' is different per sec than informing all the armed Americans who are sick to death of problems like this that the police will no longer be implementing the fairly recent effective ban on mob justice.
Messy, inefficient implementation of policies that protect the law-abiding citizenry and any unintended victims will eventually have recourse may be superior to the status quo for many people. The impact classes are totally different: parents, for example, probably care a lot more about their children not being harassed or dodging needles on the street than they care about the drug-addled ward of the state dumping the needles to begin with. If kind and gentle policies do nothing for normal people, they will eventually give up on them and vote for the cruel and draconian that does.
Also this is clearly a commentary on "damn liberals" calling anything that actually has an impact "cruel and draconian," like maybe not having open air drug markets where people commit slow suicide in public parks.
People committing slow suicide in public parks is more of a nuisance or a depressing eyesore than an actual danger to the "law-abiding citizenry," isn't it?
No. Junkies leaving used syringes in the parks that my nephews might want to play in is, in fact, an actual danger to them. I do not want my nephews getting Hep-C (or anything else) because they stepped on something that a junkie couldn't be bothered to clean up. Yes, I have helped pick up other people's used sharps in public parks.
I realize that I'm stereotyping by presuming these are typically left behind by junkies and not diabetics, but I think I can live with that.
In fairness, the risk of any given diabetic having hepatitis or other needle-transmissible illness still seems high enough to be worth taking seriously.
I'd be curious as to how many Californian homeless persons are originally from California? Surely there can't be *that* many naturally-occurring crazy people per capita, and if there are, that's a sign of something much more worrisome.
Minimum-security jail sentences might be the most humane short-term option for people who can't look after themselves, and if most people cease being homeless within a year then clearly incurable mental illness is not what's keeping them on the streets.
1- ALWAYS have a drug problem, at best severe alcoholism, most frequently polyaddicts including at least one of cocaine, opiods, or amphetamie-class stims.
2- Are substantially below average at mental function in at least some way even while sober
3- as a result of the above, literally cannot handle taking care of themselves. Whether you consider them responsible for their own behavior or not, there are people who just cannot handle life.
SF has a major problem because housing costs raise the threshold of how hard it is to take care of yourself. Once you end up broke and homeless once, you fall into the visibly obvious problematic homeless attractor. That happens more often when it is more expensive to support yourself.
Remember that still, MOST homeless people are in a temporary situation that they get out of, with or without state help, with or without friends or family. Not without no help, just that ~80% of people who experience homelessness in their lives manage to get out of it.
I'm in favor of providing as much help as we can to the people experiencing homelessness and prosecuting opiod distribution with extreme public brutality
I think that you have to go pretty far along the fascism axis before you make a difference. If you are advocating for rounding (some) homeless people up and killing them (which would both be in your bounding box and also objective-limit effective, but at a price a damn liberal like me would not be willing to pay), then instead of vaguely gesturing at it, please state it outright.
If you had something short of that in mind, please clarify why you think it would change the behavior of homeless people where current disincentives fail.
My cruel and draconian policy is "yes we will criminalise persistent homelessness and the more mentally ill you are, the longer your sentence".
Since nobody wants to build asylums any more because of stupid Hollywood shit like "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest", my new prisons will be called "prisons" but they will in fact be asylums to treat the mentally ill homeless, hopefully get them stabilised, and enable them to have a roof over their head, food, clothing, bathing facilities, and some kind of routine before they get turfed back out on the streets. If there isn't a plan in place to support the person once released, that's an extension of the "sentence" so they won't be turfed back out to live on the streets while we flail around to get them some kind of halfway house or accommodation.
Needless to say, there will be strict inspections to make sure the 'prisons' are not hellholes and that the government money is being spent effectively. I will go all-in on being a horrible cruel draconian by permitting charitable bodies -including, gasp! religious and double gasp! even Christians - to be involved, particularly in the post-release "help people get jobs, accommodation, ongoing support and treatment, half-way houses, assisted living, whatever they need" phase.
Staff will be properly trained and properly paid, but nobody is going to get rich off this. There will be no 'private nursing homes where one nurse is looking after a hundred patients while the owner buys their second luxury home' arrangements. However many we need to provide a decent ratio of care will be hired. Anyone who thinks they can have a side hustle smuggling in drugs, booze, porn, or exploiting the inmates will go for a long trip on a slow boat to China.
(That may or may not be a metaphor).
Maybe some of the inmates are in such a state that they can never live independently, even with support. Well, they'll be our lifers.
Yes, I am willing to get the "You Fascist Monster!" medal of honour from the damn liberals and bleeding-heart progressives for my bold policy initiative.
This creates a really tantalizing incentive for some of the more ambitious Christian organizations: to declare lack of faith as mental illness. After all, only a crazy person would reject Christ and thus embrace the Devil, right ? It is our duty to bring these poor benighted souls to the Lord !
That only matters if the Christian organization is both in charge and evil enough to want to commit people who aren't mentally ill, in which case they can do what they want anyway and your hypothetical doesn't really matter.
I wouldn't mind this if the inmates had 24/7, guaranteed, uncensored Internet access. (Except in the specific cases of people where doctors *seriously, specifically* think *unfiltered* Internet might make their condition worse.) I think with the modern world being what it is, the lack of Internet access is one of the most prima facie inhumane and torturous aspects of forced instutionalization *or* regular prison. It cuts you off from, potentially, some of the most meaningful human contacts in your life. The fact that it's limited even for lifers/long-term mental patients is I think an archaism as much as anything — people treat it as if it's like "not giving them a free TV set", as opposed to what it really is, potentially cutting them off from their loved ones forever.
I don't think the internet needs more crazy people on it.
Loved ones can write letters to stay on contact. If they're too lazy to do that, they were probably going to dump their mentally ill loved one eventually anyway.
Medals aside, how are you going to pay for this? And where is the political will to actually do it, and do it right (no hellholes), and *fund doing it right* going to come from?
We're already throwing tons of money, depending on what country you are from, at it. Why not take some of the $848 million San Francisco is allocating to homelessness support services and build, staff, and run one prison/asylum with it?
"The proposed budget allocates $846.8 million to HSH in FY 2024-25 and $677 million in FY 2025-26.
With ongoing Our City, Our Home funding, HSH’s budget has more than tripled since the first year of the Department’s operation.
92% of the proposed two-year budget would be appropriated to homelessness response system services, including 60% ($916.6 million) to housing. Housing costs go towards subsidies and services that keep households who have exited homelessness stably and successfully housed as well as new units."
The running costs are going to be the largest chunk of change we need, but if they can afford to throw hundreds of millions each fiscal year at the problem, they can afford to stump up fifty million to keep one prison going for the year each year (I have no idea if it would cost fifty million, but I'm thinking about having decent facilities and plenty of qualified staff).
'More than tripled'. Take a gander at that and think about it for a bit. Started in 2016/17 with a modest budget of $224 million, now proposing to spend $847 million in 2024/25. I'd be ashamed to look my diabolic stony-hearted fascist monster compeers in the face if I couldn't make a go of one lousy little asylum in its own grounds with fifty million in my hot little hands to do it up right.
Okay, can I just say I am very, very tired of the response to "let's build prisons and asylums" being "but how are you going to pay for this" as if that is an unanswerable response, the end of the road?
Here's the answer: The government does all sorts of expensive stuff. This can go on the list with the rest. And yes, I will happily -- indeed, eagerly -- pay increased taxes to see the mentally ill derelicts taken off the streets. You can bill me personally! I will dance a little jig on my way to the mailbox. I will even draw a little smiley face on the check.
I support this plan. It happens to be a lot like the plan I was going to lay out, but decided to read some of the comments before doing so. So maybe I'm just biased towards ideas that seem similar to the ones I'm already thinking about.
"Too far along the fascism axis" seems to include anything that gets clean streets and no open air drug markets when Xi Jinping isn't visiting. Is it a timing thing: it's okay for a week or two, but not for months or years?
It's unclear to me if you think gassing the hobos is the only thing that will make a long-term difference (and is of course wildly unacceptable), or if you're jumping to a grossly uncharitable example just for the fun of it. Forced relocation to comfortable but not downtown housing is probably too far along the fascist axis too.
Where, even vaguely, is the acceptable liberal line that doesn't let a small minority of anti-social people inflict themselves on the innocent citizenry with virtually no recourse? Is there one?
I believe that there are a large number of liberals who are not progressives or communists. People who can think. People who can make tradeoffs. People who can hear an idea without emotional hysterics when a word they don't like is used.
I have to say "I believe" (instead of "I know") because I have not heard from anyone who meets this description in a long time. Social media makes it worse. I bet there were always emotionally unstable people within the left, but those people had no way to publish anything I might read until the internet made it easy.
I miss the reasonable left. I wish I could hear from them. I know many of them are now small-R republicans.
Several comments throughout the thread seem to think any form of relocation is unacceptable so I still think it fits my frustration with that above comment. I figured the cleanup was some sleight of hand.
Well for starters I'd say we don't need to criminalise being homeless, we just need to criminalise committing crimes.
The problem isn't the crazy people who walk around muttering or the homeless who sleep in their car for a couple of weeks, the problem is the crazy or homeless people who actually commit crimes which harm others. Right now the criminal justice system seems to default to giving them some soft sentence, hoping that this is somehow going to cure them, which it doesn't.
Drastically increasing prison sentences for "minor" offences would have two good effects. The criminals who are making semi-rational decisions will be much less likely to commit crimes. And those who are irrational can be safely confined and forced to take their meds.
If this sounds inhumane then I'm perfectly willing to work on making more humane prisons into the bargain.
How about starting by scaling up production of those GPS tracking anklets already being used for some types of parole? Seems like simply being able to find previously-arrested individuals again, on short notice, would open up a lot of useful options, and "wear this unusually sturdy wristwatch in case we need to contact you again" doesn't seem like the sort of thing that's too heinously excessive to apply for a first offense.
>There are an infinite number of ways that semi-psychotic homeless people can miss appointments. The half-life of these people’s contact with the medical system is a month or two. So they’ll miss their appointment and get off the drugs. The police aren’t going to start a nationwide manhunt for a psychotic homeless person who’s indistinguishable from all the other psychotic homeless people.
sounds like: This is a lossy system. My knee-jerk reaction is that it needs redundancy. In addition to the locator beacons, what I would add is:
- The half-life for losing contact with the medical system is a month? Schedule appointments once a week _even at the cost of making the appointments lower quality_ . Do perfunctory, perhaps automated appointments.
- Since these people are homeless, have at least their prescriptions held at the pharmacy, _not_ in their tent. Use some flavor of ID - fingerprint, retinal scan, whatever to match patient to prescription at the pharmacy, rather than having them have to keep ID in their tent.
This is all in the interests of keeping as many of them as sane _as possible_. Now, there are large chunks that this won't solve:
Medications with side effects bad enough that people stop taking them, even when they have them.
Expensive housing. That is a huge problem way beyond just the mentally ill homeless, and a whole separate discussion, and a lot of approaches have been tried and have failed.
We have a winner. GPS tracking anklets are very old technology at this point. The technology is dirt cheap. It's really insane that we don't use them more.
"The problem isn't the crazy people who walk around muttering or the homeless who sleep in their car for a couple of weeks, "
No, the problem is crazy people who walk around muttering and shouting and screaming and shitting on the street and threatening people, and the homeless people who sleep in their cars permanently and use facilities that weren't designed for long term living.
This is a really obvious and sensible solution that Scott seems to have almost deliberately ignored in service of making this problem seem intractable. This is actually a really easy problem to solve and cities like New York have previously solved it before losing the technology in a City of Ember like fashion. Step 1) build enough shelters so that people with nowhere to go don't have to sleep on the streets, 2) enforce the law (you can't do crimes or sleep on the street and if you do you'll go to jail), 3) congratulations you have solved the problem most people care about which is not being accosted by crazy violent people who live in the street. We did it folks, and in only a few hundred words.
Step 1 runs against the very obvious problem of "nobody wants a homeless shelter near them", besides politicians implementing Big Brained Ideas (both of the leftist and rightidt variety) making the shelters unworkable even IF they are built
There's a thread down below that talks about privatization of the problem. Perhaps we combine that with "be arbitrarily cruel and draconian". Call it a "last chance" program. If the company can successfully reintegrate you into society, they get paid and the problem is solved. If not, you get drafted in our forever wars and go directly to the front line. Set a fixed timeline for reintegration and define success as the ability to retain a place of residence.
To be frank I'm sick of both the homeless problem and the forever wars, but if we're stuck with both, when life gives you lemons... Damn this is dark.
Random people who don't want to be there, never mind the whole mentally ill bit, are just a dangerous liability on the front line rather than helpful in any way.
Not to mention the expense and difficulty of transporting them there and upkeep in the meantime.
Convicts have been used a lot over the centuries in various roles; untreatably psychotic mental patients less so; any army with the state capacity to conscript mental patients has relied on either ordered formations or complex weapons to some extent.
I considered the liability aspect after posting and my mind came up with: paratroopers. Effectively human weapons turned loose behind enemy lines. Best case you damage your enemy, worst case they defect and become another country's problem.
Indulging the idea further: this seems to potentially be the current play with "asylum seekers" in the US at least according to some sources.
I don't see cost as a real counter argument as it is likely less than a lifetime on government services.
And I have to reiterate how abysmally dark these ideas are and that I'd rather both problems (war and homelessness) be solved more compassionately.
The more I think about it, the more we're really just on track to gladiators.
The US military already have things that you can drop at the enemy from the air to inflict not-very-targeted damage. They call these things "unguided bombs" and they come at just a few thousand dollars apiece, and don't require food or much space when stored.
Ehh, kind of. Certainly, a conscript-based military has to be designed in a different way than a volunteer one, and you do definitely need at least some volunteers (to be commissars/blocking troops, at the very least) but Russia has demonstrated that it can be made to work even in modern times.
I'm not sure they're demonstrating it can be made to work - the invasion seems to be a shambles compared to expected performance, and they're still picking fit young men who they just don't value for some reason rather than incorrigable homeless people off the street - generally the young men have families back home, something to lose, and the general ability to do things.
You said "Random people who don't want to be there, never mind the whole mentally ill bit, are just a dangerous liability on the front line rather than helpful in any way."
Conscripts are "random people who don't want to be there". Apparently they're helpful in the proper framework. They would definitely be a liability if put into a designed-for-volunteers system, and they are definitely always less useful than the same amount of volunteers, but apparently that's not enough to make them infeasible.
Now, yes, chuck insanity into the mix and it gets a bit trickier (although I imagine a well-designed boot camp might be able to mitigate a lot of the insanity prior to deployment), but you explicitly claimed that that wasn't necessary to conscripts' uselessness.
Yup, and even Russia briefly looked at the idea of conscripting their own homeless and said - "nope!". There was some politician voicing the idea early in the war, and reports of isolated cases of this happening, but it didn't really go anywhere.
Well the draconian fascist in me would say that we wouldn't send them to fight the serious wars, just little wars that we start for the purposes of giving the hobos something to do. You can't invade Russia with an army of American hobos, but maybe you can invade Papua New Guinea?
Government interventions are often useless, but "let's solve the problem by privatising it" is even more useless. What happens is that the entities interested in such schemes see $$$$ instead of public service, are more interesting in wringing out the maximum return for the shareholders, and often do worse than the government agencies in the first place.
'Get recruits by emptying the prisons' and 'jail or the army' is a time-honoured practice for militaries, but 'use the homeless' isn't a good substitute. You need people who are minimally competent and trainable to be soldiers, and even criminals need to be more the "robbery" and "juvenile petty shit" than "multiple murders and assaults" types.
It depends on your approach. Prigozhin was having great success with the prison-to-military pipeline (perhaps a little too much success, in fact, which is why he's dead now). The magic recipe appears to be to have a core of loyal (and well-paid) veterans who will babysit the convicts (by shooting any dissenters and wannabe deserters), and to send the convicts into the meat-grinder as quickly as possible. Putin tried to take over Prigozhin's business (after the latter's unfortunate spontaneous mid-air explosion), but (possibly due to the overall corruption level of the Russian army) is not having nearly as much success. His convicts keep deserting, or worse, surviving the meat-grinders and returning to their home towns, to resume committing whatever crimes got them thrown in jail to begin with.
There's a far better option along the same vein: instead of pointlessly butchering them, give them homes in the conquered territories. In fact, you can open that up as an option to everyone, and solve more problems.
I'd have no problem sending them to the front with the promise that if the effort is successful, they would share in the conquest. I think I disagree with giving territory to someone who didn't fight for it.
All of that said, my preference would be for neither homelessness nor war to exist. We're too damn rich of a country to not have asylums big enough to adequately treat the psychotic patients we turn out on the street.
I see where you're coming from, but in my view, they WOULD be fighting (albeit a prolonged lower-intensity conflict), to HOLD valuable territory in hostile conditions. For this to work, I expect you'd need far more manpower than your soldiers can reasonably provide. Perhaps you could give your soldiers rent from the properties for a few decades before transferring ownership to the residents?
I expect the homeless would make poor soldiers, but perfectly adequate settlers.
What I could see working in conservative states (only) is low-cost, tented prison camps, like the WWII Japanese American "relocation centers", i.e. internment camps. These were situated many miles inland, often in remote and desolate locales.
No one has the right to be sustained on other people's dime, i.e. by forcing other people to pay taxes under threat of imprisonment themselves. If you can't survive a low-cost relocation center/internment camp, you can't survive in the modern world. Oh dear, never mind, how sad. Let's move on from emotions, and protect productive society.
Such camps would be extremely unpleasant. So be it. That should be an excellent deterrent. If internees demonstrate the ability to contribute to society - or at least not to be an active detriment - they should have a way to earn their release. If they don't, they should be offered a painless way out: e.g. equip every cell with a ligature point and a length of rope, and confer upon people the discretion what to do with their lives.
Nasty? Yes. Realistic. Also yes. Better than how LA or San Francisco are currently dealing with this? Definitely yes.
'Enslave' is probably overwrought, given that these people wouldn't be actually earning their keep; it's also not in line with my actual intent. If we're striving for a pithy one-word encapsulation of my preferred policy, it would be: 'Exile', i.e. get these people away from productive decent citizens who deserve to be allowed to live their lives unmolested.
Forced labor for the homeless was the traditional solution. But there really aren't a lot of jobs any longer that are economically meaningful if you're both completely without qualifications and actively hostile to the task.
You don't really need it to be economically meaningful, you just need it to keep them busy and (ideally) to help offset the cost.
Many low security prisons are prison farms -- I doubt they're particularly efficient as farms go, but it keeps the prisoners busy and sometimes teaches them useful skills that they can use to go get a job once they're released. If I had to be in prison I'd choose doing farm work over sitting around all day.
Earn their release? Why not put these camps deep in the Alaskan wilderness, fifty miles from the nearest road? Don’t stop anyone from leaving, but make it very clear that nobody is going to be looking for them. Maybe give them tracking bracelets or ankle monitors or something; if they shed those they shed them. If you can get through fifty miles of roadless wilderness and back to civilization you are probably reasonably fit and thoughtful; if you can’t and gambled and lost…well, not our problem. Good day to be an Alaskan buzzard.
Besides, you could argue that you aren’t technically stopping them from leaving. Meet your requirements, or take your chances in the Alaskan bush. If you can find a way to get a buddy with a snowmobile to meet you at the fence…well, it’s public land, nobody is going to stop snowmobile guy from riding through it or you from meeting him.
Reminds me of https://detoxcampcomic.com though admittedly that's a slightly different "undesirable" demographic and involves a lot of supernatural elements.
"No one has the right to be sustained on other people's dime… If you can't survive a low-cost relocation center/internment camp, you can't survive in the modern world. Oh dear, never mind, how sad. Let's move on from emotions, and protect productive society."
I was trying to think how to respond to this, and realized that Scott had already done so, a decade ago:
"But society came and paved over the place where all the roots and berry plants grew and killed the buffalo and dynamited the caves and declared the tribal bonding rituals Problematic. This increased productivity by about a zillion times, so most people ended up better off. The only ones who didn’t were the ones who for some reason couldn’t participate in it.... Society got where it is by systematically destroying everything that could have supported him and replacing it with things that required skills he didn’t have. Of course it owes him when he suddenly can’t support himself. Think of it as the ultimate use of eminent domain; a power beyond your control has seized everything in the world, it had some good economic reasons for doing so, but it at least owes you compensation!"
For the rest, this sounds like the traditional early 19th century solution of workhouses with involuntary confinement, although I don't know that any of them went so far as to include suicide apparatus in each room; that's an innovation. But the general idea is familiar. I would suggest that before thinking about setting up internment camps for people unable to afford housing and/or unwell enough to manage, you ought to look carefully at why those institutions were dismantled in the first place.
Thanks for the link - I'll read it after work/at the weekend. I think the short answer though is that I disagree with this:
"...most people ended up better off. The only ones who didn’t were the ones who for some reason couldn’t participate in it.... Society got where it is by systematically destroying everything that could have supported him and replacing it with things that required skills he didn’t have. Of course it owes him when he suddenly can’t support himself."
I think that a more accurate, but less emotionally cathartic answer is that historically people who couldn't support themselves died. Modern liberals delude themselves that everyone has equal potential. In fact, I think that a small but significant % of people are simply totally unable to add any value to the modern world. Such reasoning is leading European nations, which are largely to blame for welfare states, to effective bankruptcy. Take France, for example:
- government spending 15% points above the OECD average
- welfare spending is 18% of GDP, nearly double the OECD average
- public debt is 112% of GDP, among the highest in OECD
- retirement age remains among the youngest in Europe
- civil service employs 5.7m people
- 5.5% deficit and rising
- no balanced budget for 50 years
That's the model which Democrats are attempting to impose in the US: ever-growing spending to throw money down a black hole. By contrast, I believe in Friedrich Hayek, Ludwig von Mises, Milton Friedman and Thomas Sowell:
• If you tax something, you get less of it.
• If you subsidise something, you get more of it.
• Western countries: (a) tax productivity; and (b) subsidise parasites.
"I think that a more accurate, but less emotionally cathartic answer is that historically people who couldn't support themselves died."
The passive voice evades no end of responsibility, or tries to. If someone who used to be able to support themselves, dies because you paved over all the wild fields and killed all the buffalo, then it isn't a matter of "they died", you killed them. If the claim is that they could have supported themselves by working in the factories you built on the paved-over fields, then you killed them because they couldn't or wouldn't work in your factories.
Which, yes, is the sort of thing our ancestors did to a lot of people. It isn't namby-pamby "modern liberalism" to say that was probably wrong and we shouldn't do things like that.
What I was disputing however was the underlying contention that "someone who used to be able to support themselves, dies because [one] paved over all the wild fields and killed all the buffalo".
My proposition is that, historically, vast swathes of 'useless' people died without being mourned, and that it is an entirely modern conceit that we can throw evolution into reverse and conjure up a society in which we ensure the survival and thriving of the truly worthless (meant objectively, not pejoratively: i.e. people who really do have no value).
I genuinely believe (having worked for 5 years in the UK criminal justice system) that welfare and liberals/left wingers have thrown evolution into reverse.
I'm surprised that most places (?) don't sweep up the homeless, put them on buses, drive them 200 miles away and dump them there to be homeless somewhere else. It could either be made legal or semi-legal, or done completely illegally in the confidence of getting away with it.
This obviously isn't anything like an actual solution, but it's *got* to be tempting to "solve" your local problems.
"Wet houses" for drug users is probably a decent option - essentially a simple shelter where you can get your drugs injected by professionals until you die or you decide to try to fix your life. It's vastly cheaper for society than the homeless financing their drug habits through crime, anyway.
This way, there'd be no need for force - a roof over your head and your drugs is what they *want*.
Completely different populations. Chronically homeless are not the majority of the homeless population, but they are the modal group that people think of when they hear the word "homeless," and they're the ones disruptive enough to normies to constitute a "crisis."
Wouldn't there be rather more room in homeless shelters and housing projects if the ~80-90% that are not mentally ill were induced to leave California and/or get off the streets?
....No? I'm saying the majority of that 80-90% don't interact very much with the shelters and aren't visibly on the streets. They're couch-surfing, sleeping in cars, etc. Those people moving might free up resources in food banks and the like, but shelters are still primarily going to house the same population of chronically homeless they do now.
It's an odd definition of "homeless" to include everyone currently bunking with a neighbour, and if that's true I'd be curious about the source of the statistic.
Th part that's missing is that you do not distinguish between
- things that are difficult/impossible because of the law/convention AND
- things that are actually immoral. (yes vague term, opinions differ...)
You simply elide the one with the other. Let's not do that.
If we do not do that, then the space that opens up is forced confinement that is not "prison". It doesn't occur in a prison, and it doesn't require as much infrastructure (ie is cheaper than) a prison because we don't need things like armed guards and searchlights; a facility placed in the middle of nowhere that's essentially like a homeless shelter today basically does the job. The main additional constraints are limitations on dealers being able to visit whenever they like, and making it not exactly trivial to simply walk out the place, or be driven out.
Now, given the above design is this "immoral" (as opposed to "illegal/unconstitutional"? Well that depends on your mental model of a schizophrenic.
(a) Is the person happier living in filth and squalor than in a regimented environment? The homeless advocates claim no. I don't trust a damn thing they say, but if we go along with this claim, then we are in fact providing the schizophrenic with the housing and structure that it is claimed they desire, so what's the problem? The fact that they no longer have access to street drugs?
The rest of us accept that while we have some flexibility in our lives, we may well have to live in a place that is far from our first choice for whatever reason - school, job, military commitments whatever.
I don't see why this basic fact of life for everyone else becomes an unacceptable burden for the homeless. You can live housed by the state -- out somewhere in Northern California far from the vices of the city and the rest of the population. Or you can live illegally on the street in LA, subject to being arrested for breaking the law in multiple ways. These are much the same choices the rest of us face.
An on-going problem is lack of honesty by advocates. What is the claim that the state owes these people? Housing? Or "housing wherever I want, of whatever form I want, subject to no oversight, with the ability to hurt my neighbors as much as I wish, and with ample access to street drugs"? Because the arguments always claim the first, but then veer off into the second as soon as details are required.
(b) the schizophrenic is not the only person in the equation, there is also the rest of society. The traditional thinking has always been that to take advantage of living in society you are expected to follow social rules; and if you are unwilling to do so then society doesn't owe you anything.
Once again the issue is not "illegal/unconstitutional", it is is this an immoral viewpoint?
The liberal stance has always been "your rights end where mine begin", and this seems to fall into that category, in much the same way that we're willing to ban political entities explicitly committed to ending liberal democracy.
So yes, by all means bring up the issues of law because they delimit what is possible. But don't confuse the issue by claiming that the *legal* bounds of the possible admit for no "reasonable" options beyond those bounds. The law can and has been changed. The constitution is not a suicide pact.
Sometimes hard choices must be made and someone will be hurt no matter what, but cruelty as a goal in and of itself is never a good look. Unless your goal is to sound like a Hollywood movie villain, in which case, great job!
Other reason a homeless person might miss their prescribed social-worker or psychiatry appointment: they have an unrelated physical illness that makes it difficult for them to travel halfway across the city day of, and they aren't allowed to simply communicate with the social worker by email.
I'm curious what the process is like in rural areas that lack a hospital with a psychiatric ward. I live in a remote area where inpatient psychiatric care is not readily available.
Does a rural police officer still have to find a way to transport someone to a suitably large hospital wherever one can be found?
I don't know about the 'States, but in Australia: yes, you'll be strapped down in an ambulance (with IIRC a policeman in the back with you) and driven to the nearest city large enough to have a hospital with a psych ward. I haven't had personal experience with this in places where said large city is more than a day's drive (though I imagine that doesn't happen in the 'States), but my guess would be that you get taken by plane.
This is roughly the case in Canada as well; though the person will first be assessed by a doctor in their local area who can order a 72 hour hold; and at that point the person will be transported to one of the few hundred hospitals designated to involuntarily hold psych patients for up to two weeks (with extensions after that). In very remote communities this can indeed involve plane transport since we have areas not accessible by road; but its rare and in practical terms people with that level of psychosis requiring revolving involuntary admissions aren't staying in those remote communities.
Relative to how Scott described the process above, our definition of "harm to themselves or others" is a lot more literal and less vibes based. We're never admitting a person for whom that isn't VERY clearly true (and not just for involuntary admissions- due to bed you can't really be admitted as a voluntary patient unless you're meeting the criteria that could make you involuntary). However the vibes play out in the opposite direction- if its a huge logistical challenge, a physician in a very remote area is going to try a lot of other options to make things work in their community before signing a Mental Health Act form.
I can see this logistical challenge scenario playing out here in the United States as well. Ambulances, ambulance drivers, emergency physicians, they are all in short supply and I am guessing there would be a tendency to try to avoid the substantial investment of time to transport someone to another region and complete all of these processes.
I think that only really is a thing in really remote Alaskan communities and in that case…if Timmy develops schizophrenia, maybe aided by dank Alaskan weed, he gets hauled to Fairbanks or something by police Cessna.
I've heard that in Europe there has been a lot of success with criminalizing public intoxication and camping, providing free drug rehab, and making participation in that drug rehab mandatory or else you go to jail.
Well, those places are doing different things, for a start. So you still need to pick one.
For example, Singapore will execute you for possessing drugs (legally, for trafficking, but their standards for proving that are... very easy for a prosecutor to meet, let's say). So they have a very low rate of drug abuse, which no doubt makes the problem of homelessness easier to deal with. And you can't really implement that sort of a system with a vague wave of the hand and "do whatever they're doing over there". You need a critical mass of people to say "actually, yes, we do want to hang druggies."
wrangling a building full of psychotic adults is very different from wrangling a building full of sane adults.
You say cameras in locker rooms. Okay, you put those up, on day 1 you see one person shitting in a corner while a second person pins a third person to the wall and demands money and a fourth person shoots up drugs in another corner. When you try to talk to any of them about it they ramble about the CIA and the aliens and the simulation, and honestly their paranoia in this case isn't completely wrong, you *did* put up cameras to watch them, after all. Maybe you *are* the alien feds. The next several days are much the same. The security and janitorial resources required to keep up with this are orders of magnitude higher than a youth hostel.
If they're on camera committing crimes, arrest them for it.
https://www.overcomingbias.com/p/universal-basic-dormshtml
> The Soviets understood that if people don't have shoes, the solution is not that the government redistributes money. It is that the government builds a shoe factory and makes shoes.
We have a market economy in which people use money to buy things, so giving people money does suffice for most things.
> SF has a huge budget. Why cannot they build?
The Bay Area is where anti-growth coalitions have been most dominant https://whorulesamerica.ucsc.edu/local/san_francisco.html They hate developers and made it nearly impossible for them to build things, and those restrictions also make it practically impossible for the government to build things.
Japan is full of Japanese people, and I don't think they have a high homeless rate in the US either.
Muho Nölke used to live in a homeless encampment in a japanese public park before he got appointed as abbott of Antaiji. He met his wife in that park IIRC. His description of his homeless life in Japan sounded nice.
My plan is “be arbitrarily cruel and draconian,” as defined by “the damn liberals.”
I still think it's worth explaining how. There are lots of possible draconian policies, ranging from pretty justifiable to totally idiotic.
Plus, new government policies are virtually always messy and inefficient. When you avoid giving specifics, you get to dance around that fact, which hardly seems fair. The implementation problems become more obvious when you get into the details.
Cruel and draconian policies will be executed no more competently than kind and gentle ones; we shouldn't let people pretend otherwise.
Depends. One cruel and draconian option is to announce an end to police resources for investigating the killing of homeless people. Vigilantes would change the incentives for homelessness. With some surveillance this would double as a way of identifying all the vigilantes while they're only killing those we've already given up on, and we could always go back on our word and prosecute them for murder.
I'm not saying this is a good idea, mind you. Just pointing out that the idea-space is vast.
See, this is a perfect example. Once you say that stuff out loud, it's immediately obvious that it would be a giant horrible clusterfuck.
And what we have now isn't? It at least has the merit of being a different clusterfuck. But it allows the well-to-do to escape seeing the consequences of their behaviour, so morally worse perhaps.
Compared to state-sanctioned random street murders, current policy is awesome.
>And what we have now isn't?
Compared to that? No, of course not.. It's not even close.
Isn't the answer to "who killed this homeless person?" usually "this other homeless person"? I don't think vigilantism is involved much, if at all, and stopping police investigations wouldn't make much of a difference to the numbers of homeless people getting killed.
https://jacobin.com/2022/05/homeless-homicides-data-surge-victims-suspects
"Figures from the Los Angeles Police Department show that people experiencing homelessness are roughly twice as likely to be victims as suspects. According to the city’s open data portal, which goes back to 2010, unhoused people have been victims in about two-thirds of homicides in which someone was identified as homeless (417) versus suspects in about a third (215).
Tellingly, an LAPD public records request for data since 2017 shows, if you remove homicides where both the victim and suspect are homeless — likely leaving more of the oft-sensationalized “stranger danger” cases — the proportion of houseless victims to suspects tilts further: 171 to 51, more than three to one.
The public-records request data confirms a rapid rise in annual totals of homicides involving a “homeless/transient” victim and/or suspect: from thirty-eight in 2017 to forty-four in 2018, fifty-two in 2019, seventy-one in 2020, and 106 last year — likely an all-time high. Going back further, to 2010, the portal’s data shows a similar recent spike: for 2010–19, the total homicides including a homeless victim and/or suspect was 364. Already this decade, it’s 268.
Two agencies shared numbers with me that seem to confirm a recent surge: In Denver, a police spokesman notes, fifteen of the ninety-six homicide victims in 2021 were homeless. In San Diego in 2020, Lt. Andra Brown notes, unhoused people were victims of four and committed three homicides; last year, they were victims in eight but committed just one."
Killers who are not themselves homeless persons seem to be criminals already, going by this case:
https://abc7.com/los-angeles-homeless-serial-killer-shooting-update-today-homicide-search/14133694/
"The suspect in the three fatal shootings of homeless people in Los Angeles was identified as a man who was already in custody after being arrested earlier this week in connection with the murder of a San Dimas resident who was shot during a follow-home robbery, authorities announced Saturday."
This is not but reminds me of wet streets and rain.
Yes of course right now vigilantes don't do anything, because they'd be prosecuted. If you talk to people affected by homelessness, however, you stay to think that one out of every hundred or thousand might be willing, were there no enforcement, to solve the problem.
>Isn't the answer to "who killed this homeless person?" usually "this other homeless person"?
"[T]wice as likely to be victims as suspects" suggests that it isn't, no?
Anyway, that aside, a few recent murders of homeless people in Southern California that got media coverage turned out to have been done by thrill-killers who presumably thought that it would be easier to get away with.
Of course, that could just be these cases getting more media coverage because they are at first mysterious and senseless, as distinct from "homeless person A and homeless person B got into an argument at their encampment, whereupon B stabbed A at their mutual encampment in front of a bunch of witnesses who knew them both," as the latter case would be resolved quickly without a lot of sleuthing.
Just pointing out that just because a homeless person is twice as likely to be a victim as a suspect doesn't mean that the killers aren't usually other homeless people. Even if we know all the killers, there's likely to be less than the number of victims, because a lot of people who kill are relatively likely to commit more murders. But in reality there's going to be a lot of cases where no suspect can be identified.
There seems to be a little bit of fiddling with the figures - yes, if you take out all the cases where the homeless person A was murdered by the homeless person B, then you are left with the homeless people murdered by the non-homeless. That may or may not be higher proportionately, but there doesn't seem too much wiggle room if, in San Diego in 2019, there was one homeless murderer and eight homeless murder victims but in 2020 there were three homeless murderers and four homeless murder victims. *Something* caused that jump up in homeless murderers: homeless victims from 1:8 to 6:8
How much of these numbers boil down to when a homeless person is killed the PD has no clue who did it, and never learns?
Skimming that article I see the numbers for how many people died (easy to measure) and how many suspects were homeless.
What I DO NOT see is how many suspects (let alone convicteds) actually were non-homeless.
Big surprise that, as per usual with Jacobin, you can't even tell if they are deliberately hiding this data or simply so stupid they don't even realize that it's THE most important number...
That sounds like a pretty messy solution. I agree that it would be inexpensive. I'm not sure why you think this is a rebuttal to the parent commenter.
Probably because it is, but thanks for playing.
Implementation =/= no longer implementing. Implementing a return to a long-ago previous policy such as 'if we catch you being shifty in our town the police will beat you with clubs' is different per sec than informing all the armed Americans who are sick to death of problems like this that the police will no longer be implementing the fairly recent effective ban on mob justice.
Messy, inefficient implementation of policies that protect the law-abiding citizenry and any unintended victims will eventually have recourse may be superior to the status quo for many people. The impact classes are totally different: parents, for example, probably care a lot more about their children not being harassed or dodging needles on the street than they care about the drug-addled ward of the state dumping the needles to begin with. If kind and gentle policies do nothing for normal people, they will eventually give up on them and vote for the cruel and draconian that does.
Also this is clearly a commentary on "damn liberals" calling anything that actually has an impact "cruel and draconian," like maybe not having open air drug markets where people commit slow suicide in public parks.
People committing slow suicide in public parks is more of a nuisance or a depressing eyesore than an actual danger to the "law-abiding citizenry," isn't it?
No. Junkies leaving used syringes in the parks that my nephews might want to play in is, in fact, an actual danger to them. I do not want my nephews getting Hep-C (or anything else) because they stepped on something that a junkie couldn't be bothered to clean up. Yes, I have helped pick up other people's used sharps in public parks.
I realize that I'm stereotyping by presuming these are typically left behind by junkies and not diabetics, but I think I can live with that.
In fairness, the risk of any given diabetic having hepatitis or other needle-transmissible illness still seems high enough to be worth taking seriously.
I'd be curious as to how many Californian homeless persons are originally from California? Surely there can't be *that* many naturally-occurring crazy people per capita, and if there are, that's a sign of something much more worrisome.
Minimum-security jail sentences might be the most humane short-term option for people who can't look after themselves, and if most people cease being homeless within a year then clearly incurable mental illness is not what's keeping them on the streets.
afaik yes, most homeless do not relocate.
IME the... "obvious"? "problematic"? homeless:
1- ALWAYS have a drug problem, at best severe alcoholism, most frequently polyaddicts including at least one of cocaine, opiods, or amphetamie-class stims.
2- Are substantially below average at mental function in at least some way even while sober
3- as a result of the above, literally cannot handle taking care of themselves. Whether you consider them responsible for their own behavior or not, there are people who just cannot handle life.
SF has a major problem because housing costs raise the threshold of how hard it is to take care of yourself. Once you end up broke and homeless once, you fall into the visibly obvious problematic homeless attractor. That happens more often when it is more expensive to support yourself.
Remember that still, MOST homeless people are in a temporary situation that they get out of, with or without state help, with or without friends or family. Not without no help, just that ~80% of people who experience homelessness in their lives manage to get out of it.
I'm in favor of providing as much help as we can to the people experiencing homelessness and prosecuting opiod distribution with extreme public brutality
I agree with that. “Arbitrarily cruel and draconian as defined by the damn liberals“ is merely a bounding box, not a specification.
I think that you have to go pretty far along the fascism axis before you make a difference. If you are advocating for rounding (some) homeless people up and killing them (which would both be in your bounding box and also objective-limit effective, but at a price a damn liberal like me would not be willing to pay), then instead of vaguely gesturing at it, please state it outright.
If you had something short of that in mind, please clarify why you think it would change the behavior of homeless people where current disincentives fail.
My cruel and draconian policy is "yes we will criminalise persistent homelessness and the more mentally ill you are, the longer your sentence".
Since nobody wants to build asylums any more because of stupid Hollywood shit like "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest", my new prisons will be called "prisons" but they will in fact be asylums to treat the mentally ill homeless, hopefully get them stabilised, and enable them to have a roof over their head, food, clothing, bathing facilities, and some kind of routine before they get turfed back out on the streets. If there isn't a plan in place to support the person once released, that's an extension of the "sentence" so they won't be turfed back out to live on the streets while we flail around to get them some kind of halfway house or accommodation.
Needless to say, there will be strict inspections to make sure the 'prisons' are not hellholes and that the government money is being spent effectively. I will go all-in on being a horrible cruel draconian by permitting charitable bodies -including, gasp! religious and double gasp! even Christians - to be involved, particularly in the post-release "help people get jobs, accommodation, ongoing support and treatment, half-way houses, assisted living, whatever they need" phase.
Staff will be properly trained and properly paid, but nobody is going to get rich off this. There will be no 'private nursing homes where one nurse is looking after a hundred patients while the owner buys their second luxury home' arrangements. However many we need to provide a decent ratio of care will be hired. Anyone who thinks they can have a side hustle smuggling in drugs, booze, porn, or exploiting the inmates will go for a long trip on a slow boat to China.
(That may or may not be a metaphor).
Maybe some of the inmates are in such a state that they can never live independently, even with support. Well, they'll be our lifers.
Yes, I am willing to get the "You Fascist Monster!" medal of honour from the damn liberals and bleeding-heart progressives for my bold policy initiative.
No way the owner of these 'private nursing homes' only has two luxury homes. They have at least four, plus the 'corporate hunting lodge'.
Two in their name, the rest in the names of spouses, family members, or offshore tax haven foundations 😁
This creates a really tantalizing incentive for some of the more ambitious Christian organizations: to declare lack of faith as mental illness. After all, only a crazy person would reject Christ and thus embrace the Devil, right ? It is our duty to bring these poor benighted souls to the Lord !
That only matters if the Christian organization is both in charge and evil enough to want to commit people who aren't mentally ill, in which case they can do what they want anyway and your hypothetical doesn't really matter.
That's not an issue of incentives so much as a two part demonstration of coordination.
Centuries ago when society was full Christian, this scenario was just the norm.
Now when society is mostly not practically Christian, this scenario is almost impossible.
I wouldn't mind this if the inmates had 24/7, guaranteed, uncensored Internet access. (Except in the specific cases of people where doctors *seriously, specifically* think *unfiltered* Internet might make their condition worse.) I think with the modern world being what it is, the lack of Internet access is one of the most prima facie inhumane and torturous aspects of forced instutionalization *or* regular prison. It cuts you off from, potentially, some of the most meaningful human contacts in your life. The fact that it's limited even for lifers/long-term mental patients is I think an archaism as much as anything — people treat it as if it's like "not giving them a free TV set", as opposed to what it really is, potentially cutting them off from their loved ones forever.
I don't think the internet needs more crazy people on it.
Loved ones can write letters to stay on contact. If they're too lazy to do that, they were probably going to dump their mentally ill loved one eventually anyway.
Medals aside, how are you going to pay for this? And where is the political will to actually do it, and do it right (no hellholes), and *fund doing it right* going to come from?
We're already throwing tons of money, depending on what country you are from, at it. Why not take some of the $848 million San Francisco is allocating to homelessness support services and build, staff, and run one prison/asylum with it?
https://hsh.sfgov.org/about/budget/
"The proposed budget allocates $846.8 million to HSH in FY 2024-25 and $677 million in FY 2025-26.
With ongoing Our City, Our Home funding, HSH’s budget has more than tripled since the first year of the Department’s operation.
92% of the proposed two-year budget would be appropriated to homelessness response system services, including 60% ($916.6 million) to housing. Housing costs go towards subsidies and services that keep households who have exited homelessness stably and successfully housed as well as new units."
The running costs are going to be the largest chunk of change we need, but if they can afford to throw hundreds of millions each fiscal year at the problem, they can afford to stump up fifty million to keep one prison going for the year each year (I have no idea if it would cost fifty million, but I'm thinking about having decent facilities and plenty of qualified staff).
'More than tripled'. Take a gander at that and think about it for a bit. Started in 2016/17 with a modest budget of $224 million, now proposing to spend $847 million in 2024/25. I'd be ashamed to look my diabolic stony-hearted fascist monster compeers in the face if I couldn't make a go of one lousy little asylum in its own grounds with fifty million in my hot little hands to do it up right.
>Medals aside, how are you going to pay for this?
Okay, can I just say I am very, very tired of the response to "let's build prisons and asylums" being "but how are you going to pay for this" as if that is an unanswerable response, the end of the road?
Here's the answer: The government does all sorts of expensive stuff. This can go on the list with the rest. And yes, I will happily -- indeed, eagerly -- pay increased taxes to see the mentally ill derelicts taken off the streets. You can bill me personally! I will dance a little jig on my way to the mailbox. I will even draw a little smiley face on the check.
I support this plan. It happens to be a lot like the plan I was going to lay out, but decided to read some of the comments before doing so. So maybe I'm just biased towards ideas that seem similar to the ones I'm already thinking about.
"Too far along the fascism axis" seems to include anything that gets clean streets and no open air drug markets when Xi Jinping isn't visiting. Is it a timing thing: it's okay for a week or two, but not for months or years?
It's unclear to me if you think gassing the hobos is the only thing that will make a long-term difference (and is of course wildly unacceptable), or if you're jumping to a grossly uncharitable example just for the fun of it. Forced relocation to comfortable but not downtown housing is probably too far along the fascist axis too.
Where, even vaguely, is the acceptable liberal line that doesn't let a small minority of anti-social people inflict themselves on the innocent citizenry with virtually no recourse? Is there one?
I believe that there are a large number of liberals who are not progressives or communists. People who can think. People who can make tradeoffs. People who can hear an idea without emotional hysterics when a word they don't like is used.
I have to say "I believe" (instead of "I know") because I have not heard from anyone who meets this description in a long time. Social media makes it worse. I bet there were always emotionally unstable people within the left, but those people had no way to publish anything I might read until the internet made it easy.
I miss the reasonable left. I wish I could hear from them. I know many of them are now small-R republicans.
The APEC cleanup wasn’t some remarkable accomplishment—they just shuffled people around to Oakland and neighborhoods further away from downtown.
Several comments throughout the thread seem to think any form of relocation is unacceptable so I still think it fits my frustration with that above comment. I figured the cleanup was some sleight of hand.
Well for starters I'd say we don't need to criminalise being homeless, we just need to criminalise committing crimes.
The problem isn't the crazy people who walk around muttering or the homeless who sleep in their car for a couple of weeks, the problem is the crazy or homeless people who actually commit crimes which harm others. Right now the criminal justice system seems to default to giving them some soft sentence, hoping that this is somehow going to cure them, which it doesn't.
Drastically increasing prison sentences for "minor" offences would have two good effects. The criminals who are making semi-rational decisions will be much less likely to commit crimes. And those who are irrational can be safely confined and forced to take their meds.
If this sounds inhumane then I'm perfectly willing to work on making more humane prisons into the bargain.
How about starting by scaling up production of those GPS tracking anklets already being used for some types of parole? Seems like simply being able to find previously-arrested individuals again, on short notice, would open up a lot of useful options, and "wear this unusually sturdy wristwatch in case we need to contact you again" doesn't seem like the sort of thing that's too heinously excessive to apply for a first offense.
Yup. To my mind
>There are an infinite number of ways that semi-psychotic homeless people can miss appointments. The half-life of these people’s contact with the medical system is a month or two. So they’ll miss their appointment and get off the drugs. The police aren’t going to start a nationwide manhunt for a psychotic homeless person who’s indistinguishable from all the other psychotic homeless people.
sounds like: This is a lossy system. My knee-jerk reaction is that it needs redundancy. In addition to the locator beacons, what I would add is:
- The half-life for losing contact with the medical system is a month? Schedule appointments once a week _even at the cost of making the appointments lower quality_ . Do perfunctory, perhaps automated appointments.
- Since these people are homeless, have at least their prescriptions held at the pharmacy, _not_ in their tent. Use some flavor of ID - fingerprint, retinal scan, whatever to match patient to prescription at the pharmacy, rather than having them have to keep ID in their tent.
This is all in the interests of keeping as many of them as sane _as possible_. Now, there are large chunks that this won't solve:
Medications with side effects bad enough that people stop taking them, even when they have them.
Expensive housing. That is a huge problem way beyond just the mentally ill homeless, and a whole separate discussion, and a lot of approaches have been tried and have failed.
We have a winner. GPS tracking anklets are very old technology at this point. The technology is dirt cheap. It's really insane that we don't use them more.
Ought to be possible to do for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Service_of_process#Personal_service_by_court_services_process_server what ATMs did for bank tellers.
"The problem isn't the crazy people who walk around muttering or the homeless who sleep in their car for a couple of weeks, "
No, the problem is crazy people who walk around muttering and shouting and screaming and shitting on the street and threatening people, and the homeless people who sleep in their cars permanently and use facilities that weren't designed for long term living.
There, fixed it for you.
You didn't fix anything, you just re-conflated the things that Melvin was trying to point out that people are irrationally conflating.
Wrong, I changed *isn't* to *is*.
This is a really obvious and sensible solution that Scott seems to have almost deliberately ignored in service of making this problem seem intractable. This is actually a really easy problem to solve and cities like New York have previously solved it before losing the technology in a City of Ember like fashion. Step 1) build enough shelters so that people with nowhere to go don't have to sleep on the streets, 2) enforce the law (you can't do crimes or sleep on the street and if you do you'll go to jail), 3) congratulations you have solved the problem most people care about which is not being accosted by crazy violent people who live in the street. We did it folks, and in only a few hundred words.
Step 1 runs against the very obvious problem of "nobody wants a homeless shelter near them", besides politicians implementing Big Brained Ideas (both of the leftist and rightidt variety) making the shelters unworkable even IF they are built
Only if we fix the prisons first.
There's a thread down below that talks about privatization of the problem. Perhaps we combine that with "be arbitrarily cruel and draconian". Call it a "last chance" program. If the company can successfully reintegrate you into society, they get paid and the problem is solved. If not, you get drafted in our forever wars and go directly to the front line. Set a fixed timeline for reintegration and define success as the ability to retain a place of residence.
To be frank I'm sick of both the homeless problem and the forever wars, but if we're stuck with both, when life gives you lemons... Damn this is dark.
Random people who don't want to be there, never mind the whole mentally ill bit, are just a dangerous liability on the front line rather than helpful in any way.
Not to mention the expense and difficulty of transporting them there and upkeep in the meantime.
I think you're right in modern warfare as conducted by the US, but I do think historically a lot of this was done
Convicts have been used a lot over the centuries in various roles; untreatably psychotic mental patients less so; any army with the state capacity to conscript mental patients has relied on either ordered formations or complex weapons to some extent.
Isn't this in fact what Russia is doing today in Ukraine?
I considered the liability aspect after posting and my mind came up with: paratroopers. Effectively human weapons turned loose behind enemy lines. Best case you damage your enemy, worst case they defect and become another country's problem.
Indulging the idea further: this seems to potentially be the current play with "asylum seekers" in the US at least according to some sources.
I don't see cost as a real counter argument as it is likely less than a lifetime on government services.
And I have to reiterate how abysmally dark these ideas are and that I'd rather both problems (war and homelessness) be solved more compassionately.
The more I think about it, the more we're really just on track to gladiators.
However expensive it is to take care of a homeless person now is nowhere near as expensive as training a single paratrooper.
The US military already have things that you can drop at the enemy from the air to inflict not-very-targeted damage. They call these things "unguided bombs" and they come at just a few thousand dollars apiece, and don't require food or much space when stored.
Ehh, kind of. Certainly, a conscript-based military has to be designed in a different way than a volunteer one, and you do definitely need at least some volunteers (to be commissars/blocking troops, at the very least) but Russia has demonstrated that it can be made to work even in modern times.
I'm not sure they're demonstrating it can be made to work - the invasion seems to be a shambles compared to expected performance, and they're still picking fit young men who they just don't value for some reason rather than incorrigable homeless people off the street - generally the young men have families back home, something to lose, and the general ability to do things.
You said "Random people who don't want to be there, never mind the whole mentally ill bit, are just a dangerous liability on the front line rather than helpful in any way."
Conscripts are "random people who don't want to be there". Apparently they're helpful in the proper framework. They would definitely be a liability if put into a designed-for-volunteers system, and they are definitely always less useful than the same amount of volunteers, but apparently that's not enough to make them infeasible.
Now, yes, chuck insanity into the mix and it gets a bit trickier (although I imagine a well-designed boot camp might be able to mitigate a lot of the insanity prior to deployment), but you explicitly claimed that that wasn't necessary to conscripts' uselessness.
Yup, and even Russia briefly looked at the idea of conscripting their own homeless and said - "nope!". There was some politician voicing the idea early in the war, and reports of isolated cases of this happening, but it didn't really go anywhere.
Well the draconian fascist in me would say that we wouldn't send them to fight the serious wars, just little wars that we start for the purposes of giving the hobos something to do. You can't invade Russia with an army of American hobos, but maybe you can invade Papua New Guinea?
Government interventions are often useless, but "let's solve the problem by privatising it" is even more useless. What happens is that the entities interested in such schemes see $$$$ instead of public service, are more interesting in wringing out the maximum return for the shareholders, and often do worse than the government agencies in the first place.
'Get recruits by emptying the prisons' and 'jail or the army' is a time-honoured practice for militaries, but 'use the homeless' isn't a good substitute. You need people who are minimally competent and trainable to be soldiers, and even criminals need to be more the "robbery" and "juvenile petty shit" than "multiple murders and assaults" types.
https://taskandpurpose.com/military-life/join-the-military-or-go-to-jail/
It depends on your approach. Prigozhin was having great success with the prison-to-military pipeline (perhaps a little too much success, in fact, which is why he's dead now). The magic recipe appears to be to have a core of loyal (and well-paid) veterans who will babysit the convicts (by shooting any dissenters and wannabe deserters), and to send the convicts into the meat-grinder as quickly as possible. Putin tried to take over Prigozhin's business (after the latter's unfortunate spontaneous mid-air explosion), but (possibly due to the overall corruption level of the Russian army) is not having nearly as much success. His convicts keep deserting, or worse, surviving the meat-grinders and returning to their home towns, to resume committing whatever crimes got them thrown in jail to begin with.
There's a far better option along the same vein: instead of pointlessly butchering them, give them homes in the conquered territories. In fact, you can open that up as an option to everyone, and solve more problems.
I'd have no problem sending them to the front with the promise that if the effort is successful, they would share in the conquest. I think I disagree with giving territory to someone who didn't fight for it.
All of that said, my preference would be for neither homelessness nor war to exist. We're too damn rich of a country to not have asylums big enough to adequately treat the psychotic patients we turn out on the street.
I see where you're coming from, but in my view, they WOULD be fighting (albeit a prolonged lower-intensity conflict), to HOLD valuable territory in hostile conditions. For this to work, I expect you'd need far more manpower than your soldiers can reasonably provide. Perhaps you could give your soldiers rent from the properties for a few decades before transferring ownership to the residents?
I expect the homeless would make poor soldiers, but perfectly adequate settlers.
Ah, I see where you're coming from! Sort of a great frontier approach. I'm on board.
Lebensraum! Though that wasn't intended for the mentally disabled.
I can see the bastard shaking his head in disbelief. "Only ze Americans could think to combine lebensraum mit mental illness, ach, mein gott."
The Euphrates will be our Mississippi.
What conquered territories? What wars of which country are y'all guys talking about? I thought it was a post about the US homeless.
That was tried in Vietnam. Google "Mcnamara's morons." It didn't go well.
What I could see working in conservative states (only) is low-cost, tented prison camps, like the WWII Japanese American "relocation centers", i.e. internment camps. These were situated many miles inland, often in remote and desolate locales.
No one has the right to be sustained on other people's dime, i.e. by forcing other people to pay taxes under threat of imprisonment themselves. If you can't survive a low-cost relocation center/internment camp, you can't survive in the modern world. Oh dear, never mind, how sad. Let's move on from emotions, and protect productive society.
Such camps would be extremely unpleasant. So be it. That should be an excellent deterrent. If internees demonstrate the ability to contribute to society - or at least not to be an active detriment - they should have a way to earn their release. If they don't, they should be offered a painless way out: e.g. equip every cell with a ligature point and a length of rope, and confer upon people the discretion what to do with their lives.
Nasty? Yes. Realistic. Also yes. Better than how LA or San Francisco are currently dealing with this? Definitely yes.
"Enslave the homeless" might effectively be the same thing, but that would make it private rather than government-run (always an improvement!).
'Enslave' is probably overwrought, given that these people wouldn't be actually earning their keep; it's also not in line with my actual intent. If we're striving for a pithy one-word encapsulation of my preferred policy, it would be: 'Exile', i.e. get these people away from productive decent citizens who deserve to be allowed to live their lives unmolested.
Parachute them into the Alaskan wilderness…
Forced labor for the homeless was the traditional solution. But there really aren't a lot of jobs any longer that are economically meaningful if you're both completely without qualifications and actively hostile to the task.
You don't really need it to be economically meaningful, you just need it to keep them busy and (ideally) to help offset the cost.
Many low security prisons are prison farms -- I doubt they're particularly efficient as farms go, but it keeps the prisoners busy and sometimes teaches them useful skills that they can use to go get a job once they're released. If I had to be in prison I'd choose doing farm work over sitting around all day.
As a political compromise, how about making them not quite so unpleasant and calling them "rehabilitation centers" rather than "internment camps"?
Earn their release? Why not put these camps deep in the Alaskan wilderness, fifty miles from the nearest road? Don’t stop anyone from leaving, but make it very clear that nobody is going to be looking for them. Maybe give them tracking bracelets or ankle monitors or something; if they shed those they shed them. If you can get through fifty miles of roadless wilderness and back to civilization you are probably reasonably fit and thoughtful; if you can’t and gambled and lost…well, not our problem. Good day to be an Alaskan buzzard.
Besides, you could argue that you aren’t technically stopping them from leaving. Meet your requirements, or take your chances in the Alaskan bush. If you can find a way to get a buddy with a snowmobile to meet you at the fence…well, it’s public land, nobody is going to stop snowmobile guy from riding through it or you from meeting him.
I'm plagiarising this idea if I'm ever appointed King-of-the-World! ;)
Because it can be countered by just a small number of dissenters who want homeless people to be free and are willing to make daily snowmobile runs.
Reminds me of https://detoxcampcomic.com though admittedly that's a slightly different "undesirable" demographic and involves a lot of supernatural elements.
"No one has the right to be sustained on other people's dime… If you can't survive a low-cost relocation center/internment camp, you can't survive in the modern world. Oh dear, never mind, how sad. Let's move on from emotions, and protect productive society."
I was trying to think how to respond to this, and realized that Scott had already done so, a decade ago:
"But society came and paved over the place where all the roots and berry plants grew and killed the buffalo and dynamited the caves and declared the tribal bonding rituals Problematic. This increased productivity by about a zillion times, so most people ended up better off. The only ones who didn’t were the ones who for some reason couldn’t participate in it.... Society got where it is by systematically destroying everything that could have supported him and replacing it with things that required skills he didn’t have. Of course it owes him when he suddenly can’t support himself. Think of it as the ultimate use of eminent domain; a power beyond your control has seized everything in the world, it had some good economic reasons for doing so, but it at least owes you compensation!"
From the post "Burdens", here: https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/08/16/burdens/
For the rest, this sounds like the traditional early 19th century solution of workhouses with involuntary confinement, although I don't know that any of them went so far as to include suicide apparatus in each room; that's an innovation. But the general idea is familiar. I would suggest that before thinking about setting up internment camps for people unable to afford housing and/or unwell enough to manage, you ought to look carefully at why those institutions were dismantled in the first place.
Thanks for the link - I'll read it after work/at the weekend. I think the short answer though is that I disagree with this:
"...most people ended up better off. The only ones who didn’t were the ones who for some reason couldn’t participate in it.... Society got where it is by systematically destroying everything that could have supported him and replacing it with things that required skills he didn’t have. Of course it owes him when he suddenly can’t support himself."
I think that a more accurate, but less emotionally cathartic answer is that historically people who couldn't support themselves died. Modern liberals delude themselves that everyone has equal potential. In fact, I think that a small but significant % of people are simply totally unable to add any value to the modern world. Such reasoning is leading European nations, which are largely to blame for welfare states, to effective bankruptcy. Take France, for example:
- government spending 15% points above the OECD average
- welfare spending is 18% of GDP, nearly double the OECD average
- public debt is 112% of GDP, among the highest in OECD
- retirement age remains among the youngest in Europe
- civil service employs 5.7m people
- 5.5% deficit and rising
- no balanced budget for 50 years
That's the model which Democrats are attempting to impose in the US: ever-growing spending to throw money down a black hole. By contrast, I believe in Friedrich Hayek, Ludwig von Mises, Milton Friedman and Thomas Sowell:
• If you tax something, you get less of it.
• If you subsidise something, you get more of it.
• Western countries: (a) tax productivity; and (b) subsidise parasites.
• Welfare throws evolution into reverse.
"I think that a more accurate, but less emotionally cathartic answer is that historically people who couldn't support themselves died."
The passive voice evades no end of responsibility, or tries to. If someone who used to be able to support themselves, dies because you paved over all the wild fields and killed all the buffalo, then it isn't a matter of "they died", you killed them. If the claim is that they could have supported themselves by working in the factories you built on the paved-over fields, then you killed them because they couldn't or wouldn't work in your factories.
Which, yes, is the sort of thing our ancestors did to a lot of people. It isn't namby-pamby "modern liberalism" to say that was probably wrong and we shouldn't do things like that.
Ah, yes - I see what you mean.
What I was disputing however was the underlying contention that "someone who used to be able to support themselves, dies because [one] paved over all the wild fields and killed all the buffalo".
My proposition is that, historically, vast swathes of 'useless' people died without being mourned, and that it is an entirely modern conceit that we can throw evolution into reverse and conjure up a society in which we ensure the survival and thriving of the truly worthless (meant objectively, not pejoratively: i.e. people who really do have no value).
I genuinely believe (having worked for 5 years in the UK criminal justice system) that welfare and liberals/left wingers have thrown evolution into reverse.
I'm surprised that most places (?) don't sweep up the homeless, put them on buses, drive them 200 miles away and dump them there to be homeless somewhere else. It could either be made legal or semi-legal, or done completely illegally in the confidence of getting away with it.
This obviously isn't anything like an actual solution, but it's *got* to be tempting to "solve" your local problems.
"Wet houses" for drug users is probably a decent option - essentially a simple shelter where you can get your drugs injected by professionals until you die or you decide to try to fix your life. It's vastly cheaper for society than the homeless financing their drug habits through crime, anyway.
This way, there'd be no need for force - a roof over your head and your drugs is what they *want*.
IIRC this is already done; it’s called Greyhound therapy.
I'm unsurprised at hearing this. It makes too much sense from a local perspective.
If most homeless people stop being homeless within a year or so, how does incurable mental illness explain the homelessness crisis?
Completely different populations. Chronically homeless are not the majority of the homeless population, but they are the modal group that people think of when they hear the word "homeless," and they're the ones disruptive enough to normies to constitute a "crisis."
Wouldn't there be rather more room in homeless shelters and housing projects if the ~80-90% that are not mentally ill were induced to leave California and/or get off the streets?
....No? I'm saying the majority of that 80-90% don't interact very much with the shelters and aren't visibly on the streets. They're couch-surfing, sleeping in cars, etc. Those people moving might free up resources in food banks and the like, but shelters are still primarily going to house the same population of chronically homeless they do now.
It's an odd definition of "homeless" to include everyone currently bunking with a neighbour, and if that's true I'd be curious about the source of the statistic.
Th part that's missing is that you do not distinguish between
- things that are difficult/impossible because of the law/convention AND
- things that are actually immoral. (yes vague term, opinions differ...)
You simply elide the one with the other. Let's not do that.
If we do not do that, then the space that opens up is forced confinement that is not "prison". It doesn't occur in a prison, and it doesn't require as much infrastructure (ie is cheaper than) a prison because we don't need things like armed guards and searchlights; a facility placed in the middle of nowhere that's essentially like a homeless shelter today basically does the job. The main additional constraints are limitations on dealers being able to visit whenever they like, and making it not exactly trivial to simply walk out the place, or be driven out.
Now, given the above design is this "immoral" (as opposed to "illegal/unconstitutional"? Well that depends on your mental model of a schizophrenic.
(a) Is the person happier living in filth and squalor than in a regimented environment? The homeless advocates claim no. I don't trust a damn thing they say, but if we go along with this claim, then we are in fact providing the schizophrenic with the housing and structure that it is claimed they desire, so what's the problem? The fact that they no longer have access to street drugs?
The rest of us accept that while we have some flexibility in our lives, we may well have to live in a place that is far from our first choice for whatever reason - school, job, military commitments whatever.
I don't see why this basic fact of life for everyone else becomes an unacceptable burden for the homeless. You can live housed by the state -- out somewhere in Northern California far from the vices of the city and the rest of the population. Or you can live illegally on the street in LA, subject to being arrested for breaking the law in multiple ways. These are much the same choices the rest of us face.
An on-going problem is lack of honesty by advocates. What is the claim that the state owes these people? Housing? Or "housing wherever I want, of whatever form I want, subject to no oversight, with the ability to hurt my neighbors as much as I wish, and with ample access to street drugs"? Because the arguments always claim the first, but then veer off into the second as soon as details are required.
(b) the schizophrenic is not the only person in the equation, there is also the rest of society. The traditional thinking has always been that to take advantage of living in society you are expected to follow social rules; and if you are unwilling to do so then society doesn't owe you anything.
Once again the issue is not "illegal/unconstitutional", it is is this an immoral viewpoint?
The liberal stance has always been "your rights end where mine begin", and this seems to fall into that category, in much the same way that we're willing to ban political entities explicitly committed to ending liberal democracy.
So yes, by all means bring up the issues of law because they delimit what is possible. But don't confuse the issue by claiming that the *legal* bounds of the possible admit for no "reasonable" options beyond those bounds. The law can and has been changed. The constitution is not a suicide pact.
Sometimes hard choices must be made and someone will be hurt no matter what, but cruelty as a goal in and of itself is never a good look. Unless your goal is to sound like a Hollywood movie villain, in which case, great job!
As Nick Lowe's girlfriend observed way back in 1979: you gotta be cruel to be kind, in the right measure.
Other reason a homeless person might miss their prescribed social-worker or psychiatry appointment: they have an unrelated physical illness that makes it difficult for them to travel halfway across the city day of, and they aren't allowed to simply communicate with the social worker by email.
I'm curious what the process is like in rural areas that lack a hospital with a psychiatric ward. I live in a remote area where inpatient psychiatric care is not readily available.
Does a rural police officer still have to find a way to transport someone to a suitably large hospital wherever one can be found?
I don't know about the 'States, but in Australia: yes, you'll be strapped down in an ambulance (with IIRC a policeman in the back with you) and driven to the nearest city large enough to have a hospital with a psych ward. I haven't had personal experience with this in places where said large city is more than a day's drive (though I imagine that doesn't happen in the 'States), but my guess would be that you get taken by plane.
This is roughly the case in Canada as well; though the person will first be assessed by a doctor in their local area who can order a 72 hour hold; and at that point the person will be transported to one of the few hundred hospitals designated to involuntarily hold psych patients for up to two weeks (with extensions after that). In very remote communities this can indeed involve plane transport since we have areas not accessible by road; but its rare and in practical terms people with that level of psychosis requiring revolving involuntary admissions aren't staying in those remote communities.
Relative to how Scott described the process above, our definition of "harm to themselves or others" is a lot more literal and less vibes based. We're never admitting a person for whom that isn't VERY clearly true (and not just for involuntary admissions- due to bed you can't really be admitted as a voluntary patient unless you're meeting the criteria that could make you involuntary). However the vibes play out in the opposite direction- if its a huge logistical challenge, a physician in a very remote area is going to try a lot of other options to make things work in their community before signing a Mental Health Act form.
I can see this logistical challenge scenario playing out here in the United States as well. Ambulances, ambulance drivers, emergency physicians, they are all in short supply and I am guessing there would be a tendency to try to avoid the substantial investment of time to transport someone to another region and complete all of these processes.
I think that only really is a thing in really remote Alaskan communities and in that case…if Timmy develops schizophrenia, maybe aided by dank Alaskan weed, he gets hauled to Fairbanks or something by police Cessna.